There are NO INTENTIONAL SPOILERS IN THIS ARTICLE! There. I said it. Are you okay? Is the heart attack and almost spontaneous utterance of Internet Troll language gone? Good.
As stated before, there are no intentional spoilers here. If that's what you're looking for, go else where. Also, you should be ashamed. You're like the kid who sneaks around the house looking for where his/her parents hid the Christmas presents. SHAME ON YOU, but I digress.
I will not be revealing plot lines, telling you about whole scenes or that the Butler did it in the final scene. (Inside family joke)
In true "Deadpool" fashion, the movie was AMAZING! Raunchy, bloody, gruesome, warped, filled with profanity and tons of sexual references. THIS IS NOT A MOVIE TO TAKE YOUR 6, 10, 12, 14 year old too!
"...but Spike, it's a comic book movie...." Yes. Yes it is, and if you have ever picked up a Deadpool comic in your life and read it; you would know that this is an ADULT oriented comic book.
"....I'm taking my kid. He's not a wuss and he's 11...." Awesome. Good for you . How very progressive of you. Then you can explain all the breasts, camel toe, sexual positions, strap on up Ryan Reynolds backside and why he masturbates so much in the movie. Okay, there's one spoiler. But no more, I promise.
It's rated "R"
Under 17 not allowed without parent.
"....but Spike, who are you to tell me how to raise my child?"
I'm a parent. I tell you these things because I am trying to help. I don't want you to have to go through the embarrassment I saw today when MULTIPLE parents brought their children to see the "Merc with a Mouth" and then had to leave 20 minutes in because their kid was crying.
I sat there watching the movie, when out of my peripherals I saw parents getting up and leaving, mumbling phrases like, "...Oh my God! This is supposed to be a comic book movie..." and my personal favorite, "...sshhh, sshhh sweetie, I know he's not wearing any pants...."
There are many different types of comic books in the world. From the heroic Captain America and Batman, to the raunch of Deadpool or Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. All it takes is a little time and effort to do some research on the web to find out what you're getting into.
There. Now that I am done preaching, I will get off my soap box and say this. DEADPOOL was EPIC! Not exactly canon to the Comic, but pretty darn close. Tons of 4th wall breaking, quips, one liners that I plan to use in the future and tons of action. Enjoy the movie. I did and so did my wife! Which totally blew my mind.
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